Singapore. Lee Kuan Yew's son gives good advice. Part 2

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You have read it in the Singapore state controlled press the Straits Times "Four rules of Harmony" Aug 17, 2009. Lee Kuan Yew's son gives Singaporeans advice. Earlier I had already listed many of the good mannerisms Singaporeans are advised to follow. Here are some more,

Don't make too much noise when you brush your teeth. It wakes up the neighbours.
Join the Resident's committees. It is good for you.
Exercise daily in the morning and evening.
Eat garlic. It helps circulation.
Keep healthy, so you can keep working.
Working is good. Always work.
The greatest achievement is to drop dead while working.
Don't complain about Minister's salaries. They are worth every penny.
If you don't have a job, it is your own fault.
Give yourself a European name. Robert Leong is good.
Respect your elders. Don't insult them.
Wear white and white. It is the color of supremacy.
Singapore has the best legal system in the world.
Singapore has the best airport in the world.
Shanmugam said Singapore is the best arbitration center in the world.
Everyone in the world admires Singapore.
Indonesia is stupid. So are the Malaysians. How dare they say "little red dot".
Lee Kuan Yew is the greatest leader the world has ever had.
No one commits suicides. They accidentally fall onto railway tracks.
When there is a death from a fall from a HDB flat, they were practicing hang gliding.
The Nigerians admire Singapore.
So does the Chinese.
So do the Bhutanese.
Listen to George Yeo, he will give you more advice.
So will all the other PAP ministers. They all have good advice.
Singapore does not have kangaroo judges, they have the best judges in the world.
The Constitution requires Chinese to be 75% of the population.
The Indians should not be allowed to live anywhere they want.
The Indians should stop spitting everywhere.
The Chinese should stop squatting while eating.
The Malays should stop messing about

And so on ad infinitum

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